"The joy of these recent beautiful, sunny days have been somewhat mitigated for me by the sight of bare-chested, boxer-shorted GU students sunbathing on their front stoop right out on the sidewalk. To add insult to injury, these men are sprawled out on old beat up lawn chairs."

— A hysterical Georgetown resident complaining about local students' sunbathing habits on a neighborhood listserv, as reported by the Washington City Paper. The aggrieved resident also noted that those out-of-control students "were recently flipping burgers on a barbecue grill out there, too!!"