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Airport Security Detains Man Smuggling Massive Genitals

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July 20, 2012 AT 12:39 PM
THE EVER VIGILANT SECURITY TEAM AT THE SAN FRANCISCO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT WAS DUTIFULLY SCREENING A STEADY STREAM OF PASSENGERS, WHEN SUDDENLY SOMETHING STUCK OUT. ONE MAN WAS OPENLY SPORTING A RATHER CONSPICUOUS BULGE IN HIS PANTS, WHICH SEEMED TO OUTLINE A POSSIBLE THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY. WHAT SORT OF NEFARIOUS BIO-WEAPON WAS THIS OTHERWISE UNASSUMING GENTLEMAN TRYING TO SMUGGLE IN HIS JORTS? A DIRTY BOMB?? WELL. THEY WERE HALF RIGHT. TURNS OUT, THE PERPATRATOR WAS NONE OTHER THAN JONAH FALCON--PROUD OWNER OF THE LARGEST PENIS IN RECORDED PENIS HISTORY. MR. FALCON HAS BEEN FEATURED ON NUMEROUS HUMAN ODDITY PROGRAMS, SHOWCASING HIS OVERDELOPED WANG--WHICH STANDS AT AN INTIMIDATING 13 AND A HALF INCHES WHEN FULLY ERECT. WELL, EVEN IF HE'D JUST STEPPED OUT OF A COLD POOL, IT LOOKS LIKE JONAH'S MONSTER COCK IS BIG ENOUGH TO FREAK OUT THE TSA, AND WARRANT HIS DENTENTION. MMM HMM. AROUND THESE PARTS, THAT IS WHAT WE CALL A HIGH CLASS PROBLEM.