And The Winner Of The Turkey Hunger Games Is . . .

wochit politics
November 27, 2013 AT 10:44 AM
Popcorn has been victorious in the first annual Thanksgiving Turkey Hunger Games. Today, President Barack Obama pardoned the bird after putting the choice up to a vote. Popcorn was the clear victor over his rival Caramel, and America's commander in chief pronounced, "With the power vested in me, I grant Popcorn full reprieve from a future of stuffing and cranberry sauce."