The Buzz: Splitsville for Joe and Tina

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Splitsville for Joe and Tina

After 34 years of marriage, Joe and Tina Simpson are going their separate ways. The couple, parents to Jessica and Ashlee and grand-parents to Bronx Wentz and Maxwell Johnson, filed for divorce in October, citing "discord or conflict of personalities," Us Weekly reports. And as of Tuesday, their divorce had been finalized.

Back in October a family rep told Us, "It is an amicable split, and there is no third party involved. Any other related allegations are completely false."

We're not buying that. If you're getting divorced after 34 years, something must be seriously wrong. You're not going to call it quits because he still forgets to put the toilet seat down.

Shortly after Tina filed the papers, rumors started swirling about Joe's sexuality. According to TMZ, back in November, there were a number of sources saying Joe told his family that he's gay and that's why his marriage fell apart. There were also reports about different guys he had hooked up with.

Joe, however, vehemently denied the rumors, calling them "ridiculous," sources told TMZ.

Well, being gay would be a legitimate reason to get a divorce after three and a half decades ...

6-year-old self-proclaimed millionaire

If you've never heard of a 6-year-old millionaire, you have now. Isabella Barrett, who starred on TLC's "Toddlers & Tiaras" -- that horrible show where insane mothers try to live vicariously through their children by dressing them up in inappropriate outfits, slathering makeup all over them and then parading them around like cattle in pageants -- announced to the world on "Good Morning America" on Thursday that she's a millionaire, according to Us Weekly.

Isabella's mother, Susanna, pulled her from "Toddlers" last year because of a controversy involving another pageant girl -- thank goodness, the woman has some sense. Now, Isabella has her own reality show in Germany, as well as her own brand, Glitzy Girl, which sells jewelry, hoodies and lip gloss.

Nevermind, we spoke too soon about Susanna's common sense.

As for what Isabella spends all her dough on, it's all the essentials for a 6-year-old: 60 pairs of shoes, a pageant room worth more than $100,000, insane amounts of room service, 14 Juicy Couture track suits. The list goes on.

Even with all that money in the bank, Isabella doesn't plan on stopping any time soon. Next up, her first solo single, "I'm Just a Kid."

- Elizabeth Larner

Say what

"The only person it would be weird with is your parents. But you don't say to them, 'I'm playing a hooker on TV.' You say, 'I'm on a TV show.' 'What channel is it on?' 'HBO.' 'What's it about?' 'Ehh ... Detroit?' " - Stephen Amell, of HBO's "Hung," explaining to Jay Leno that he didn't tell his parents he had to disrobe on camera for his role as a hooker on the show.

Friday flashback

1906: The first motion pictures are shown in Grauman's Hawaiian theater. Native Hawaiians packed the theater for the double feature of "Guess Who's Coming to Luau" and "Rebel Without a Firestick," which starred two island natives.

What the stars are tweeting

"All I want is a boyfriend who wants us to grow old and to get fat together." - @AmandaBynes (actress Amanda Bynes) tweeted, following weeks of strange tweets, including one earlier this month where she admitted to having an eating disorder.

Happy birthday for April 26

Actor Channing Tatum ("Step Up," "Magic Mike") is 33.

Actress Marnette Patterson ("Something So Right," "Charmed") is 33.

Actress Jordana Brewster ("The Fast and the Furious") is 33.

Actor Nyambi Nyambi ("Mike and Molly") is 34.

Actor Pablo Schreiber ("The Wire") is 35.

Actor Tom Welling ("Smallville") is 36.

Actor Jason Earles ("Hannah Montana") is 36.

Drummer Jose Pasillas of Incubus is 37.

Country bassist Jay DeMarcus of Rascal Flatts is 42.

Singer T-Boz of TLC is 43.

Fiddler Joe Caverlee of Yankee Grey is 45.

Actor-comedian Kevin James ("The King of Queens") is 48.

Guitarist Jimmy Stafford of Train is 49.

Actor Jet Li ("Once Upon A Time In China," "Lethal Weapon 4") is 50.

Actor-singer Michael Damian ("The Young and the Restless") is 51.

Drummer Chris Mars of the Replacements is 52.

Actress Joan Chen ("The Last Emperor") is 52.

Drummer Roger Taylor of Duran Duran is 53.

Actor Giancarlo Esposito ("Breaking Bad") is 55.

Singer Gary Wright of Spooky Tooth is 70.

Singer Bobby Rydell is 71.

Singer Maurice Williams of Maurice Williams and the Zodiacs is 75.

Guitarist-songwriter Duane Eddy is 75.

Actress-comedian Carol Burnett ("Pete 'n' Tillie") is 80.

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