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EPA doles out helpful, yet depressing summer safety tips

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We live in a post-apocalyptic world, but summer is a time when the pollution and hordes of flesh-eating zombies dissipate just enough so that you can leave your makeshift bomb shelters without a gas mask. To that end, the Environmental Protection Agency - the people responsible for unleashing ghosts on Manhattan - has some helpful tips on how to spend your summer suspecting danger and disease...

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