The Fox News holiday cards arrived in the mail Wednesday and, following tradition, poke fun at their competitors. The Fox News Channel card shows a fox winning a horse race against all three broadcast networks, while depicting CNN and MSNBC as other barnyard animals not in the race. Over at Fox Business, Santa Claus has put Neil Cavuto and friends on his nice list, while deeming Jim Cramer, Larry Kudlow and Andrew Ross Sorkin all "naughty." Both cards also include new Fox-friendly lyrics to holiday favorites "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" and "Sleigh Ride" respectively.
Fox News Channel's rendition of "Sleigh Ride"
Just hear the great reporting
From Shep, Bret and Megyn too
Come on, there's no better team
Of journalists than at FOX News
At five the table is laughing
And sharing 'One More Thing' with you
Come on, it's never been better
To be the most trusted name in news
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, let's go
Watch our ratings grow
Once again out talent is best in show
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, it's grand
Being cable's favorite band
Ten-plus years on top and the others still need a hand
FOX News is fair and balanced and the one to beat
Our viewers keep watching with Bill, Greta and Hannity
FOX & Friends are up before us so grab a cup of coffee or two
Come on, everyone tunes in to the number one rated FOX News
Fox Business' version of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
Markets face doubt
Fiscal cliff making us cry
No need to pout
Cavuto's telling you way
FOX Business is fighting for you
Claman's grilling execs
On all the top news
With Lou Dobbs you really can't lose
FOX Business is fighting for you
Melissa's all about the money
Gasparino breaks it first
Watch the markets open with Varney
Or see your portfolio burst
O! Hey Cramer watch out
Andrew might cry
Kudlow should pout
Lagging ratings say why
FOX Business is coming for you
