"She hasn't posted on Facebook today. I don't like it."
"Well, maybe she's preoccupied."
"Yeah, but she was posting last night."
"Maybe she's sleeping."
"In the hospital? Everyone knows you can't get any sleep in the hospital."
My friend paused and gave a nervous laugh. "What am I saying? Of course, she's probably sleeping. I'm just so used to getting updates that the...