On the bright side, Bristol Palin has at least one viewer for her reality show, "Life's a Tripp."
But unfortunately for her, that viewer is her baby daddy, Levi Johnston, who is none too happy about her parenting. Or rather, her lack of parenting.
According to TMZ, Levi saw how Bristol let their son run wild, talk back, curse and show no respect for his elders and decided to take action.
In a statement to ABC News, Levi wrote, "I want full or half custody of Tripp. His room is already set up in my house and just waiting for him."
This likely sparked from the publicity Tripp garnered when he called his aunt Willow the F-word. Oh, did we mention Tripp is only 3?
The former Playgirl centerfold told TMZ he is "disgusted" by his son's behavior and language, saying Tripp is on a "downward spiral" because he's getting "no real parenting."
And Levi seems to be putting his money where his mouth is. The 22-year-old former future son-in-law of Sarah Palin went to the Wasilla, Alaska courthouse to fill out the proper paperwork to obtain full custody.
"I love my son more than anything," Levi told TMZ. "I will do whatever it takes to make sure he is raised the right way."
Life imitates art
So much for saying they're just friends.
Former sitcom couple Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis were photographed holding hands as they boarded a plane in Bali.
The pair has been rumored to be dating since April, although those claims have been denied by Mila, who said they just "hang out," and "have mutual friends."
Ashton, 34, and Mila, 28, spent the last week on vacation together and strolled through the Bali airport looking very tan and very much like a couple.
No one is buying your story anymore, so it's probably just time to admit it, guys.