Man Accused of Drunken Horseback Ride With Pug, Gun

September 10, 2013 AT 4:06 PM
A man on horseback was pulled over by police in Colorado after witnesses noticed him getting in the way of traffic and allegedly striking his horse on the head. Patrick Neal Schumacher told police he was on his way to his brother's wedding in Utah, a trip just under 600 miles from where he began. Patrick Jones (@Patrick_E_Jones) has the rest of this mess.