"What's in the box?"
"And why the heck do we have 8,000 pounds of apples and carrots?"
"Aha," I said, rubbing my hands together like a criminal mastermind. "Prepare for an onslaught of nutrition!"
"Oh boy," said my children. They were hopeful, but they had been through this before.
"No, really, it's going to be delicious! We're going to be ridiculously healthy!"
We would, I knew we would. When...