Who: Washington Post columnist Eugene Robinson What: “Lean Eugene” wrote that Chris Christie is “too fat” to be president.

Why it’s dim: Ever heard of William Howard Taft? Obama’s presidency so far has proven that swimsuit models don’t always do the job so well.

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