Rush Limbaugh explained to his fans today that he was “still trying to come to grips” with the fact that Marco Rubio drank water on live television during his speech Tuesday night.

“I’m still trying to come to grips here, folks, with the fact that Marco Rubio drank water on live TV,” a satirical Limbaugh stated. “I’m just dealing with it one day at a time now. I don’t know how you’re dealing with it. I had no idea that Marco Rubio, on occasion, drank water, especially between sentences. I am so shocked.”