Saturday Night Live spent most of their debate sketch making fun of Paul Ryan, but they did have a few funny lines about Joe Biden.
Biden was predictably portrayed as a lovable buffoon. When asked about his Catholic faith’s teachings on abortion, Biden explained he was a “real world Catholic.”
“I accept the teachings of the Catholic Church, but then, like most Catholics I ignore them and do what ever I want,” he explains. “I feel kind of guilty about that, but yeah, whatever.”
Biden also tells the audience that “things may be bad where you live, but I guarantee you its a paradise next to the burning coal heap that is Scranton, Pennsylvania.”
Biden also calls Paul Ryan “shark-eyes,” reminding him that he is “old man strong.”
“When the Amtrak breaks down during my morning commute, I strip down to my tighty whiteys and push that b**ch all the way to Washington,” he boasts.
The skit mocked Paul Ryan for talking about marathons, for calling his unborn daughter a bean, for drinking a lot of water, and for his facial gestures and his sweating brow.